The Stars of Today

The stars of today are the has-beens of tomorrow and indeed the nobodies of yesterday.

Intensity

Today I have opted to utilize a high intensity chicken. Just look into that eyebrow. Anyways this high impact, high intensity chicken has been brought you by our sponsors. If you would like to be said sponsors please mail me a large check.

Good Luck

Prepare.
This is the last chance.
Break through.
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Try again.
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Good Luck.

Just noticed this is the 1337th post on the site. As an internet-type I felt I should mention that.

Find Your Smile

Find your smile! I see you over there, not smiling. Cut that out. Smile right now. Don't you give me that look. I told you to smile. Oi Oi Oi. Calm down now. No need for the not smiling over here. Okay. Never mind. You don't have to if you don't want to.

That Tie

A man who hasn't been on his game. A man who is unsure of the future and ashamed of the recent past.

It's this tie by the way. Also this is clearly a metaphor for me not posting. I'm not that unsure about the future though.

Zombie

Bog standard Zombie. Though modern zombie stuff doesn't do the powder green skin anymore, huh?

Focused Anger

There will be a follow-up to this. I want to do another that balances this out. A free-flowing calmness or something like that. I need to think through how I want to say that.