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I felt left out. Don't worry.  Look Close. We sneaked the chicken in on the down low. Also I really thought the past tense of sneak was snuck but my spell check disagrees.

Politichicken: Three of Three: With Double The Chicken

At last we reach the final part of the Politichicken series. As I'm sure you can tell this is an Elephant Chicken and a Donkey Chicken on top of an American flag-like background. This one is all about how there is no need for that nonsensical arguing over political affiliations because in the end we all love America. That's what really counts after all, when you get right down to it. We may disagree on what we need to do for the nation, but it's the one we all love...

Except you Americans who keep saying things like "America is an awful country." and "*insert country they've never been to* is much better than America."

There's nothing against you non-Americans. You don't have anything to do with this piece though. I hope that you love your home country.

Politichicken: Two of Three

The Poltichicken goes head to head with the democratic donkey.

I don't have any real negative things to say on that note. This is a nonsense blog and no one cares about my politics.

Once more Part Three will be awesome.

Politichicken: One of Three

The republican elephant talks to the Politichicken. This is part one in my three part series.

Also, more importantly, elephants have a good number of simple tells. Donkey is a bit trickier.
Part 3 will blow your mind.