Chicken Punk

Well, this punk-ass kid is clearly a loser. He's chicken themed though and did up his hair and beard to be his comb and waddle. For some reason he looked Asian to me when he was black and white. I have absolutely no idea why. Also that nose sucks.

Politichicken: Three of Three: With Double The Chicken

At last we reach the final part of the Politichicken series. As I'm sure you can tell this is an Elephant Chicken and a Donkey Chicken on top of an American flag-like background. This one is all about how there is no need for that nonsensical arguing over political affiliations because in the end we all love America. That's what really counts after all, when you get right down to it. We may disagree on what we need to do for the nation, but it's the one we all love...

Except you Americans who keep saying things like "America is an awful country." and "*insert country they've never been to* is much better than America."

There's nothing against you non-Americans. You don't have anything to do with this piece though. I hope that you love your home country.

Politichicken: Two of Three

The Poltichicken goes head to head with the democratic donkey.

I don't have any real negative things to say on that note. This is a nonsense blog and no one cares about my politics.

Once more Part Three will be awesome.

Politichicken: One of Three

The republican elephant talks to the Politichicken. This is part one in my three part series.

Also, more importantly, elephants have a good number of simple tells. Donkey is a bit trickier.
Part 3 will blow your mind.

Sky Blue

I don't know why I called this one sky blue, but I did and I can't do anything about it now.

Also I've discovered that I can no longer type with the two finger seek and peck method. I also can't type properly but I'm cool with my method. I don't look at the keyboard and every once and a while my hands cross for seemingly no reason...

You know, if I wanted to talk about my typing habits I probably should have made a chicken typing something... I'm such a fool.

After a short hiatus I return with a chicken themed super hero the likes of which have most probably never been seen before.

When trouble brews he is there

When evil lurks he sees it

When darkness threatens he arrives

And with his cluck of justice...

BAM! POW! KA-CHOP-a-doodle-doo!

Squares, Yeah?

Okay, we slammed down some squares. Layers and layers of squares. Slammed 'em right on under a nice chicken shape. I hope that you understand the concept of squares, layers and layers. It's all nice and striped but no, squares. You just gotta keep an eye on it. 

 

You got me?