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Chicken Maker
December 18, 2010

Skate-Free

No skating. It's right on the sign, but that's not what it says. It says no ice skates. And this chicken didn't see any problems with that at all. So the chicken started practice to become a championship figure skater. It was a dream and even if the chicken didn't have anywhere else to practice... this dangerous frozen lake was a chance.

This is my flawless comeback! It won't cut off again.
December 15, 2010

Still Shaken

Sorry for the heavy delay. I got sick again. It was pretty bad. Anyways I'm still a bit shaken up but I feel much better than I did.
December 09, 2010

Ready?

Start Your Engine

3...

2...

1...

GO!!!!
December 07, 2010

Math Fall

Well, my Calculus III exam is tomorrow so I made a drawing of some math. The chickens fall through the math. The horror that comes as they fall through the horrible mess of mathematics. I like the near bald one on top of the Plus sign. (+) As for why no big old multiplication sign... the x is too much like the +, and the dot is too simple.
December 06, 2010

SMASH HAMMER!

This is a mighty chicken. He swings his hammer with endless force. No one would ever dare to challenge his devastating hammer if he faced off against them.

Fortunately he is kind and rules over his lands with a smile, mostly using his hammer on rail stakes.
December 05, 2010

Within Loops

Within the glowing green loops of cyberspace a chicken exists. The never-ending spin. The Chicken does not hide. He shows himself, and challenges you.

No waddle by the by.
December 04, 2010

TRAIN!!!

IT'S A TRAIN!!! 

You people like trains, right? The conductor chills out hanging on the break because that's totally legit and safe.  Within the train is the endless purple of safety, while on the outside they flow forward safely in the world.

Sorry about the long break. I've been a bit busy.