Cray-on. I dunno about you, but when I was a kid I always just said "crans." So anyways I scribbled something up with the current Paint's fake crayon tool thing. Reversed some letters to make it look like a kid did it.
http://www.mspaintxp.com/ This is a useful tool, in that it's just the old paint. I had forgotten how many features I took for granted were added in the Vista version I admit, but nothing that I need. Just some things that simplify processes, like crop.
Anyways. This fellow's got a nice cloak, with a gold clasp.
Standing with his back to his field, a grey chicken watched as the dark day arrived. Swarms of turkeys strode through the open field outside his land. As he battled the endless Turkey forces one thing was clear to the grey chicken blocking their path... Today, no one would be without a turkey on their plate.