Read a Book

The internet* is a waste of time. I suggest all of you get off of it. Instead you should go read a book.

*The internet refers to all sites that are part of the "World Wide Web" excepting ChickenMaker.net and related websites, pages, and services.

Zodiac Pals 2 (2015)

Happy New Year. I resolve to make more Zodiac Pals.

Crossing Guard

A crossing guard has only one thing he must do. That is safely guide children across the street while wearing a bright orange vest.

Traditional Christmas End

As per Tradition we bring Christmas to a close. I hope you all enjoyed the holiday. And today's postings.

Merry Christmas

Here's my greeting to each and every one of you. It's a glorious holiday and I hope you all enjoy it too.

I am thrilled to see I more or less remember how to write in cursive. I kind of assumed it was a skill I'd lost through lack of practice.

Gift Chicken

Never look a gift chicken in the mouth. Bows, I had forgotten, are a dark art that I cannot perform.

Elf

Starting out the Christmas Postings with a... mild amusement we have one of Santa's Little Helpers.