Post Eclipse

The fowl stared at the sun through his last-minute-purchased Eclipse glasses. It was pretty cool. Like a crescent in the sky. He had expected something more... Nothing happened during the eclipse. The sky was still blue, and the grass was still green.

One had to assume since you can't see either of those when you wear those glasses.

Sneak Snake

Walking the road at night. It's a safe place with a clear sky of shining stars.

Wait! No! It's a snake! Run for the hills!

Frosted Tips

Getting hip with the frosted tips. Just to double check those definitely aren't actually hip or in style, right?

Fashion

If Scarves and Sunglasses aren't the peak of fashion then... Well, that seems reasonable. Probably need like a tiara and a choker or something.

Fresh Showered

Freshly washed and enjoying the warm towel wrapped around his body. The real question was... How was this so called bathroom supposed to work. This bird didn't have thumbs or anything after all.

Running

Long strides. Looking forward. Living your life... I've played far too many video games though so I tend to think of right as forward. I feel like I've made this comment before though.

Tennis Ghost

I've heard some claim about the greatest tennis player of all time in recent weeks. So long as they are excluding ghost chickens they might be right, but this is the greatest tennis player of all time.