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March 31, 2019

Johnny Comic 01-03

I'm going to mix it up a bit. Not sure how long this series will last, but it's always nice to do something different. It's been a while since I last drew a human. This being the site it is I'll be sure to sneak at least one chicken into each post of Johnny Comic.

Comic 01

Comic 02

Comic 03

February 11, 2019

Chic Ken

Not just anyone can get away with being as insane as Ken, but he's a real super hottie so him being a a madman with a chicken mask and hand puppets is no big deal. Also he used to be a Chicken themed super hero.
May 26, 2018

Double Delight with Chinese Eggplant

I went out for Chinese this evening. I had the title item. Here is an art I drew on the lid with a chopstick. It was chicken, shrimp and eggplant. I think I did well.
April 01, 2018

All Buns

From now on it's all buns all the time.
Happy Easter
Happy April Fools
August 12, 2017

Sneak Snake

Walking the road at night. It's a safe place with a clear sky of shining stars.

Wait! No! It's a snake! Run for the hills!
November 23, 2016

Thanksgiving

The turkey knew today would be the day. He had to escape and so going into the night he found a chicken willing to help with his escape, but they both knew that any other night might be the chicken's.

I am thankful to all of you for spending part of your holiday visiting us at ChickenMaker.net
October 31, 2016

Ghost as Chicken

This is not a chicken, but it is trying it's best to pretend.

BOO! HA! HA! HA!
September 11, 2016

Stealth Shark


After being air dropped on a jungle island Stealth Ace had to quickly put his stealth skills to use. His existing box being damaged in the landing he quickly used his papier mache skills and prepared a stealthful pineapple. In order to return to civilization he quickly strapped it to a shark and went into the sea.

I thought it was time for this to... jump the shark. Next Stealth Ace will be back to normal... Er, I am apparently of the opinion that there will be more Stealth Ace at some point in the future
July 01, 2015

Feather Dino

So I was reading about dinosaurs today and it had a lot to say, like complaining that Jurassic World should have used the modern and correct feathered dinosaurs, which is nonsense since it's a sequel to another movie. I completely agree if it were a new franchise of course, but this film's pretty much already set. Anyways the main thing I got out of it was that they should have birdlike coloration and T-Rexes almost definitely had large neck flaps... So I made this. Scale and proportion don't go with T-Rex but it's for sure a dino of some sort.
November 27, 2014

Clever Disguise

This clever disguise will keep him safe for at least several days, possibly a week or two.

Happy Thanksgiving
July 01, 2014

Zodiac Pals 0

Welcome to the first release of Zodiac Pals, which I decided to make two months ago.





April 23, 2014

Zodiac Pals

I haven't really settled on a name just yet, but this is my new Chinese Zodiac themed something. Maybe like some 4 panel comics or a text-less thing. Anyways Zodiac Pals(working title) is about Chicken, and the couple he's friends with, Ox and Snake. Him and Rabbit are either rivals or outright enemies. It's all based on the Chinese zodiac so I suppose the personalities of each character will also be derived from the Zodiac sign personalities, like I'm a sheep so I'm creative and prefer anonymity. I'm 100% going off the place mat at a restaurant of course.
I believe it's this one.

March 06, 2014

Money Cards

Hey folks. This is the newest product out from Chicken Maker. It's a simple accessory, being a set of cards marked with 1, 5 and 25 to allow score tracking and resource management in games. I actually went to buy something like this and couldn't find it so I figure I may as well be the one selling it.

I haven't got any silly fun content to go with this. I'll get some out quite soon.
January 15, 2014

DragonNapping

The dragon had left more than a year ago and much to the surprise of everyone he had left behind... a son. That chicken had seemed no different than the others. Perhaps he was not truly the dragon's son at all. But one day he blew fire and he was ostracized. It was unknown what would happen from there. The dragon returned and grabbed him, flying away with his son.

Challenge Complete
January 08, 2014

Adventure

a turkey, a duck, a rooster, and a swan traveling together
This is what was asked of me, and this is what I provide here.

Challenge Complete!
October 30, 2013

Penguin

I have a generally penguin themed associate and it's his birthday.

Penguin,
Happy Birthday.
Chicken
July 18, 2013

Things That Aren't Chickens

Here I have pictures of some things that aren't chickens, like an elf swordsman, a nautilus, a puppy, a bee, a belt and a chicken. Wait. Darn. I said not chickens. I give up. There's also an eye and a block. Just wanted to remind you guys I could draw not chickens.
June 25, 2013

Dual Chicken Vs The Squid Beast

Today I did a throw-back piece to the one series I made that actually maintained a fairly solid set of events. Dual Chicken is my favorite f the stupid things I've done, which reminds me the Plot have that I promised will be shifting in style to something more like Dual Chicken, with a series of images and a text section rather than a comic strip format.

Boring Part - Sunday Post Article
[...] It is unknown was happened to the beast that had been terrifying the coast recently but chunks of flesh believed to be its remains have been floating up to shore for several days and the police have announced that the beaches will be reopened at some point in the following weeks. [...]


April 01, 2012

Dressed as a chicken

This isn't a chicken. This is a common blackbird with a little cap with some foam on it and a tied on wattle


EDIT: I guess this is April Fools. I forgot but I did draw not a chicken so I guess it counts
January 17, 2012

Moa Bird

I started playing Guild Wars again.  I'm not positive that was a good call with school starting back up but I did it so too late to change my mind now. Anyways as such I have celebrated my game playing by making a picture of it's main bird. The Strider. Or Moa Bird as it's inexplicably called after the tutorial area. I, of course, included a chicken on the side. This site is about drawing those after all.