Intensity

Today I have opted to utilize a high intensity chicken. Just look into that eyebrow. Anyways this high impact, high intensity chicken has been brought you by our sponsors. If you would like to be said sponsors please mail me a large check.

Good Luck

Prepare.
This is the last chance.
Break through.
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Try again.
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Good Luck.

Just noticed this is the 1337th post on the site. As an internet-type I felt I should mention that.

Find Your Smile

Find your smile! I see you over there, not smiling. Cut that out. Smile right now. Don't you give me that look. I told you to smile. Oi Oi Oi. Calm down now. No need for the not smiling over here. Okay. Never mind. You don't have to if you don't want to.

That Tie

A man who hasn't been on his game. A man who is unsure of the future and ashamed of the recent past.

It's this tie by the way. Also this is clearly a metaphor for me not posting. I'm not that unsure about the future though.

Zombie

Bog standard Zombie. Though modern zombie stuff doesn't do the powder green skin anymore, huh?

Focused Anger

There will be a follow-up to this. I want to do another that balances this out. A free-flowing calmness or something like that. I need to think through how I want to say that.

Site Remodel Nu 2

Hello, I've decided to do some design stuff on the site and mobile site because I know how to computer and I'm a little bored of this one. Um I didn't actually do anything last time I said this so you may not believe me, but it is the case. I will be keeping the general color scheme in tact, but new things on the banner. Everything on the side bar getting redone or removed. Probably also revisit the various pages and decide if I still even want those. At the very least the top left of the site name up there has been bothering me. I can't believe I didn't notice that swoosh was so shaky until I started doing the wallpapers.

So, this is the teaser/warning. Expect things to randomly come and go from the sidebar in the next week or so as I mess with it until I post another announcement.

Also I like silhouettes. They look like they aren't any work but I think I spend more time on them than I do other things. Since it's like that I don't do them often. I mean they're extra work and look lazy. Clearly a terrible choice.