Simple Joe

This is Simple Joe.
Simple Joe is a Simple Chicken.
He has Simple Desires.
He Simply Wants his Entire Life.
To be Wonderfully Simple....



Pretty good tale, eh?

I return chickie

Well, I haven't posted in a while, but not for lack of drawing chickens. I've just not had the energy to post something up. Now I'm good to go though and I'll be posting up this backlog I've accumulated on my computer, just as soon as I'm back on my computer.

color thrust

Sorry for the delay. I meant to post something on tusday but blogger was still being mean to me. Anyways today I have... something I guess it's a chicken. Kinda scrawly. I think I'm trying to hypnotise you but I can't say for sure. He's clearly got the red and orange thing going for him at any rate.

Ummm.. You want to comment... BLAH! Wait, no. That's vampires. Those hypnotise people, right?

Happy Easter, y'all

A bit late in the Easter Night, but I remembered to post this before the day ended and that's what really counts, right.

This chicken is wondering two things. Why does he have to dress as a bunny to deliver colored chicken eggs? And less relevantly who boiled these eggs? It certainly wasn't him. Also I made him pastel.

No IMG

Well, YouTube added Ascii mode to videos which is totally awesome. It's a shame they'll probably take it off. Anyways it made me want to do an ASCII Chicken. I guess having a text-based chicken is sort of like a joke considering my usual MS-Paint focus. It's been a while since I did one of these so forgive the quality.


       _-_/#\
      /######|
      |/-___/
      /#_####
      ##@\#####
     _/###|####
  -####_##|####
      -###\####
      |###|#####
     /___/#######
    ###############

&textp=fool

Came out less awful than I expected. Also I think it makes a good pair with no text, since no text just had the text in the image and this has the image in the text. You see, very succinct.

Also check my Crappy YouTube video. It looks even better in TEXTp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnDBFYdtfPM&textp=fool)

A Foolish Endevour

Well, it's April Fools and I considered some sort of vague lazy pank but nothing clever cam to me so it was obvious that I had to just not bother with all of that. I couldn't very well just forget the day though so I made a chicken done up like a fool. It seemed like the sensible thing to do when I got down to it, ya know.

Also I noticed that my followers seem to have gotten a boost so I say: Thank You Very Much! Please Continue Your Support! Hut! Hut!

Gray-Scale

This chicken is in gray-scale. In case you weren't aware makign something in gray-scale is actually more effort than making it in color. Why this is I've never been entirely certain but it is. Probably because I tend to think in color since that's how I see. I can ever make pretty accurate guesses at colors while looking at these sorts of things. Also I like his big old beak. It's a stylish attribute. And of course he's looking off to the side, ready to jump into action.