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September 08, 2010

Simple Chicken

Here I have drawn a simple chicken, so that y'all don't forget what this site is all about. This chicken is somewhere between my usual style and my rounder, cuter style. Well, I could say that but really I just drew it and this is how it turned out. So, I hope you like this simple chicken. Cause I need a break from themes and crazy styles sometimes.
September 07, 2010

Young Rocker

A young rocker, his heart still full of ideals, closes his eyes. He is confident, perhaps more than he should be, as he strums the first chord of the song. The music fills the air around him, spreading out to the audience and overwhelming what surrounds them. It's just the Young Rocker and his Music.

Honestly... Drawing a guitar is hard. I think it came out pretty good. I kinda have a good idea for a country music star one. Might need to make that too.

Also, this is the first time I'm gonna get to say it... CHALLENGE COMPLETE!
September 06, 2010

Challenge Image

Well, I'm gonna continue accepting challenges until I'm not so there is now a link to it on the sidebar there. As always I'm posting it up here in case I ever change it. It'd be a shame to love a perfectly good chicken.

He has a strong determined look in his eyes, as is appropriate for a  brave challenger. It's not like we're gonna get in a fight but err... I'm willing to accept that sort of more direct challenge too but- Anyways, new chicken.
September 06, 2010

Challenger


Okay boys. Here's how this is gonna work. I'm posting this. You comment here, or shoot me an e-mail, with a challenge. I will then accept the challenge, and post it on this site.

I will accept any challenge, assuming it isn't something nasty or expensive to do. This is a family friendly site and I'm a college student. You could challenge me to sing a song. I do not care. I will get some chickens in there and it will be on this site.

Let's go challenger! I'll fight through whatever you throw at me!

Accepted Challenges
  • Write a Chicken Musical and illustrate the opening night. (It'll be short but I'll make it happen)
  • http://i53.tinypic.com/sphjxt.jpg (Isn't that a tad specific)
  • Chicken posing as an ivory billed woodpecker 
  • a chicken suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, that results in him having flashbacks to his time in the Vietnam War and causes several unwanted social situations
  • The Shining "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
  • a chicken with a baseball cap wearing a knit sweater whilst riding upon a skateboard juxtaposed to a store called Seed Barn
  • chick flick chicken 
  • YARN CHICKEN!!! (received through eMail) 
  • I think you would struggle to draw a Charles Dickens chicken licking a chicken-pox stricken chicken.(eMail) 
  • Twilight Chicken. 
  • Dante's Inferno
  • Rubber Chicken 
  • Chicken Versions of a TV show cast
  • Georgia O'Keeffe style 
  • TF2 Chickens(I have actually received this one many times from people I know...)  
  • George Washington's pet chicken, Revolutionary Chicken.
  • chicken version of the Mona Lisa 
  • Chicken trying to fly for first time
  • Chuck Testa Chicken
  • Chicken Duck Hybrid
  • RYAN GOSLING CHICKEN
  • Picasso *Artist* Chicken
  • Chicken Film Noir Detective Story
  • Anarcho-syndicalist chicken revolution.
  • Dino-chicken!
  • Chuck Norris
Completed Challenges
I'm Not Doing It
  • Make Chicken Crop Circles(I could like... Photoshop some maybe)
  • hatch actual chickens (I live in the city)
  • Chickenpede, which is a cross between a chicken and a centipede (I did a Chickenpillar The fool I am.)
  • badass animal-rights activist chicken (Isn't that Shades McCoolGuy?)
    September 06, 2010

    Mouth Blader

    The Mouth Blader. A chicken with a blade in his beak. He's been fighting for ages using only the style of mouth-based swordsmanship passed on from father to son for generations within his family. Unfortunately he is rather more violent than previous generations of his family and became a gang leader feared by many.

    Also I appear to have dipped into a bit of lack of skill. I should swim out of it soon enough though. I'll keep posting until it starts to look cool again
    September 03, 2010

    Stormcrow the Green

    Well, on occasion I feel the need to gauge my ability to draw, and usually the best way to do that is to try to redraw something I drew before, so I remade Stormcrow the Green, who I originally created last September. Now, I feel like this shows more of my change in sense, like coloring and making crescent moons, than it does with my ability to draw, but I feel like there's definitely been some improvement. Anyways I like the glowing green aura deal better than a couple crescent waves.

    A wizened old wizard, Stormcrow the Green is a spell caster without many equals. (Being wise he knows better than to think he's without equal)

     ---
    On the note of Improvement I think I need to rework that Best of Chicken Maker List. There's not a single thing from 2010 on there and I can see all the things I've improved on when I look at them and think things like "If I'd made that now I'd have redrawn that head before I posted it." So, do you have any favorite chickens on this site. If you do feel free to comment below(or anywhere on the site really) or send me an eMail(It'd be a nice break from the spam mail I usually get in there.)
    September 02, 2010

    BBQ Chicken

    In a world where cooking is an art in itself
    One Chicken stands alone 
    Until He discovers a truth
    That makes him a miserable failure:
    A Chicken BBQing Ain't BBQ Chicken

    Coming this Fall
    (You're looking at it. I suppose technically it's still summer, but I think that's really a technicality)