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September 12, 2010

400 Chickens (In Potential)


YES! We did it boys! This is my 400th post on this site. Gimme some high fives or something!

Okay, well, in one hundred and two hundred I messed with the idea that for the hundredth chicken I should have a hundred, and for the two-hundredth I should have 200. In both of those I didn't really do it. That was wimpy of me. But! for this one I have presented 400 chickens(in potential) in the form of a dress-up flash game. Well, I say dress up but it's actually a chicken maker game where you get to choose the wattle and beak and eyes, and what not.  And with all of that there are a total of 400 possible chickens.

I would have had more options but they add up way faster than I expected, and I did want it to have exactly 400 combinations.

Here's a link.
September 12, 2010

Zitty NotCoolguy



Here we have Zitty NotCoolguy. He thinks he's a tough guy with his leather jacket, but he's really just a young kid with no real responsibility, spending his parents' money to look like a cool cat, when really he's just chump change.

Ch-Ch-CHALLENGE COMPLETE!

Sorry about the recent absence. I feel a burst coming though. There will be something else tonight. Something impressive.
September 08, 2010

Simple Chicken

Here I have drawn a simple chicken, so that y'all don't forget what this site is all about. This chicken is somewhere between my usual style and my rounder, cuter style. Well, I could say that but really I just drew it and this is how it turned out. So, I hope you like this simple chicken. Cause I need a break from themes and crazy styles sometimes.
September 07, 2010

Young Rocker

A young rocker, his heart still full of ideals, closes his eyes. He is confident, perhaps more than he should be, as he strums the first chord of the song. The music fills the air around him, spreading out to the audience and overwhelming what surrounds them. It's just the Young Rocker and his Music.

Honestly... Drawing a guitar is hard. I think it came out pretty good. I kinda have a good idea for a country music star one. Might need to make that too.

Also, this is the first time I'm gonna get to say it... CHALLENGE COMPLETE!
September 06, 2010

Challenge Image

Well, I'm gonna continue accepting challenges until I'm not so there is now a link to it on the sidebar there. As always I'm posting it up here in case I ever change it. It'd be a shame to love a perfectly good chicken.

He has a strong determined look in his eyes, as is appropriate for a  brave challenger. It's not like we're gonna get in a fight but err... I'm willing to accept that sort of more direct challenge too but- Anyways, new chicken.
September 06, 2010

Challenger


Okay boys. Here's how this is gonna work. I'm posting this. You comment here, or shoot me an e-mail, with a challenge. I will then accept the challenge, and post it on this site.

I will accept any challenge, assuming it isn't something nasty or expensive to do. This is a family friendly site and I'm a college student. You could challenge me to sing a song. I do not care. I will get some chickens in there and it will be on this site.

Let's go challenger! I'll fight through whatever you throw at me!

Accepted Challenges
  • Write a Chicken Musical and illustrate the opening night. (It'll be short but I'll make it happen)
  • http://i53.tinypic.com/sphjxt.jpg (Isn't that a tad specific)
  • Chicken posing as an ivory billed woodpecker 
  • a chicken suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, that results in him having flashbacks to his time in the Vietnam War and causes several unwanted social situations
  • The Shining "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
  • a chicken with a baseball cap wearing a knit sweater whilst riding upon a skateboard juxtaposed to a store called Seed Barn
  • chick flick chicken 
  • YARN CHICKEN!!! (received through eMail) 
  • I think you would struggle to draw a Charles Dickens chicken licking a chicken-pox stricken chicken.(eMail) 
  • Twilight Chicken. 
  • Dante's Inferno
  • Rubber Chicken 
  • Chicken Versions of a TV show cast
  • Georgia O'Keeffe style 
  • TF2 Chickens(I have actually received this one many times from people I know...)  
  • George Washington's pet chicken, Revolutionary Chicken.
  • chicken version of the Mona Lisa 
  • Chicken trying to fly for first time
  • Chuck Testa Chicken
  • Chicken Duck Hybrid
  • RYAN GOSLING CHICKEN
  • Picasso *Artist* Chicken
  • Chicken Film Noir Detective Story
  • Anarcho-syndicalist chicken revolution.
  • Dino-chicken!
  • Chuck Norris
Completed Challenges
I'm Not Doing It
  • Make Chicken Crop Circles(I could like... Photoshop some maybe)
  • hatch actual chickens (I live in the city)
  • Chickenpede, which is a cross between a chicken and a centipede (I did a Chickenpillar The fool I am.)
  • badass animal-rights activist chicken (Isn't that Shades McCoolGuy?)
    September 06, 2010

    Mouth Blader

    The Mouth Blader. A chicken with a blade in his beak. He's been fighting for ages using only the style of mouth-based swordsmanship passed on from father to son for generations within his family. Unfortunately he is rather more violent than previous generations of his family and became a gang leader feared by many.

    Also I appear to have dipped into a bit of lack of skill. I should swim out of it soon enough though. I'll keep posting until it starts to look cool again