September 28, 2010
A fine high class soda from a cheap chicken based fast food joint. That was the first though, then I though, "Maybe they're like reverse a chick-fil-a. you know Chicken based advertising for their juicy burgers.
Special Soda
September 26, 2010
He arrives on the scene to steal the young maiden's heart. A handsome gentleman with a heart of gold. He slides in at the last moment and saves her from some pugs. He looks her in the eyes, and she says...
"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."
Handsome Gentleman
"You're not a coward, but I'm not gonna go out with a chicken."
September 24, 2010
Here's an emergency back-up chicken. Sorry he's a bit terrible. I just haven't been able to make anything that didn't suck lately. Can't just go off not posting for a week though.
BACK-UP!!!
September 21, 2010
Well, I was challenged to draw baby chicks while keeping in mind that they weren't all cute fluff balls. My original plan was to draw fluff balls while nodding and saying they didn't look like that but I can't draw fluff balls good, so you get what looks like an ugly chick, only cuter cause I don't like drawing things that look gross so a cute thing that's vaguely ugly works good. All his little patches of feathers. ^-^
I suppose this is technically one chick, but I don't think that was the point.
CHALLENGE Complete!
Baby Chick
Well, I was challenged to draw baby chicks while keeping in mind that they weren't all cute fluff balls. My original plan was to draw fluff balls while nodding and saying they didn't look like that but I can't draw fluff balls good, so you get what looks like an ugly chick, only cuter cause I don't like drawing things that look gross so a cute thing that's vaguely ugly works good. All his little patches of feathers. ^-^
I suppose this is technically one chick, but I don't think that was the point.
CHALLENGE Complete!
September 17, 2010
I was asked by an anonymous commentor, "why do you have a chicken blog"
At first I started writing a comment, but then I stopped and I looked and said. This could be a post. So it is.
I remember back when the internet was younger. When you could make a geocities site or whatever and everyone did and none of them were about anything. And I made one of those, but there was really nothing to it. It was empty and barren. But I had a place on the internet and then as time went by the various free sites fell down and got out of the way.
Social networking started being all hip and people stopped bothering with silly little pages like those. I never really liked Myspace and FaceBook though so I didn't really bother with them. I mean I made a MySpace and never touched it and I never even made a FaceBook, though people keep acting like I should.
But then while chitchatting in a chat room someone noticed my avatar of a chicken and said "Did you make that chicken?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "You're the Chicken Maker. Make me a chicken."
So I said "Okay." and made him an experimental water chicken.
And that went on for a while then I had a few and I looked at them and I remembered fondly my terrible Freewebs site(Yeah, I went and found the site. I believe it was made about six years ago.) and looked at the internet and then glared at the internet. And then BAM blog. It's been going more than a year, which is beyond any expectations I held for it.
As for why it's a blog... I didn't have any money and it's free to make a blogger. I'm actually pretty good at HTML and stuff too so I dunno. Probably a good thing I didn't try to post that up as a comment...
Why a Chicken Blog?
I was asked by an anonymous commentor, "why do you have a chicken blog"
At first I started writing a comment, but then I stopped and I looked and said. This could be a post. So it is.
I remember back when the internet was younger. When you could make a geocities site or whatever and everyone did and none of them were about anything. And I made one of those, but there was really nothing to it. It was empty and barren. But I had a place on the internet and then as time went by the various free sites fell down and got out of the way.
Social networking started being all hip and people stopped bothering with silly little pages like those. I never really liked Myspace and FaceBook though so I didn't really bother with them. I mean I made a MySpace and never touched it and I never even made a FaceBook, though people keep acting like I should.
But then while chitchatting in a chat room someone noticed my avatar of a chicken and said "Did you make that chicken?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "You're the Chicken Maker. Make me a chicken."
So I said "Okay." and made him an experimental water chicken.
And that went on for a while then I had a few and I looked at them and I remembered fondly my terrible Freewebs site(Yeah, I went and found the site. I believe it was made about six years ago.) and looked at the internet and then glared at the internet. And then BAM blog. It's been going more than a year, which is beyond any expectations I held for it.
As for why it's a blog... I didn't have any money and it's free to make a blogger. I'm actually pretty good at HTML and stuff too so I dunno. Probably a good thing I didn't try to post that up as a comment...
September 13, 2010
The Vampire Chicken Who Liked Bananas
"I challenge you to write a kids book that includes vampires, chickens, kermit the frog, and bananas."
I have failed this challenge. I wanted to. I really did. But I can't jsut go off and used Kermit the Frog. He's a copy-righted character. Please forgive me Catherine. He's what I got:
I have failed this challenge. I wanted to. I really did. But I can't jsut go off and used Kermit the Frog. He's a copy-righted character. Please forgive me Catherine. He's what I got:
