Spray 3

I love using the spray can. And I like this picture especially. You know, a cool guy who doesn't always stay in the lines. You know, so like a 5 years old boy who can't color. I'll be honest... My inability to color persisted until about 3rd grade. I am happy to say that I can stay in the lines no problem these days, though I haven't colored anything in a while...

I feel like I may have gone off on a slight tangent. Oh well.

Portal

Portal is a great video game. Full of comedic value and interesting puzzles. Okay, game review over.

This chicken used a portal to reach the observation room linked to his testing chamber. While he saw white a bit of paperwork there didn't seem to be anyone around. Some of these things seemed like they were half filled out with some scrawling on them. Whoever had been in charge of it clearly hadn't done a very good job. The gray chicken had worked very hard to get to this place he wasn't supposed to and couldn't help but being disappointed in the result.

An Abomination

is an abomination. It was born a chicken lost that when it saw reality naked. Without the filters that everyone hid behind lots what had been before. s understanding couldn't be held by a mere chicken so became .

Even as disgusts you you see only a fragment of what really is. stands as a thing much like what had seen before was .

Ad Plan

I'm trying to think of a good flier design. I can't imagine who I would manage to hand off a flier beyond shoving a couple in the faces of people who probably already know about this site, but that doesn't make it any less of a good idea. Or, for the sake of argument we could pretend I'm taking out a newspaper ad. I mean I'm not, but it doesn't hurt to think of something from a conceptual stage like that. For that matter making ads for this site at all feels kinda strange. I mean it seems like nobody even uses the old (very strange) standard 88x31 web-buttons anymore either.(And even as far as that goes mine in 90x30)

Anyways this one was a fairly basic concept. Chicken with the web address above it. It's no good though. It's simply got nothing to really drag you in. I may throw up more as I go. Then I'll distill them into the best chicken maker ad I can think of.

Round Abouts

Well, I was feeling a bit lazy, but this is round abouts what a chicken looks like. You know. It more or less hits all the key points:

• Chicken colored
• Yellow-ish Orange Beak
• Two Feet 
• Red things over and under the beak
• Being on this website
• Curves 
• Wings
• etc.

And that's what REALLY matters.

Happy Easter.

Happy Easter. That's all you're getting out of me.

Polling

I have decided that I need to do a poll. I couldn't think of anything good so I tossed up one about what I should be doing. So you decide and I'll probably put forth some effort on that front.

A chicken is hiding behind this poll.