Madness Continues

The madness... Madness Continues as he lets out his sickening laughter.

It would be a bit embarrassing if I failed to post on the second day after declaring my intent.

Tesla

I received an email asking for a Nikola Tesla chicken, so here you are everyone. As I often say "Challenge Complete."

FrankenChicken

This is the finale! FrankenChicken. Like Frankenstein. Well, really it's like Frankenstein's Monster... Well, really it's like the generic Hollywood Frankenstein's Monster. That's what you really want though so it's fine.

Windows 7 Chicken

Well, it's been a while since my last rant about how much I don't like new MS Paint. So I used it this time. Just mostly messing around with it's nifty features. I mean that highlighter and lightning bolt shape work pretty well. So, to hide his embarresment at being made in new paint I simply made sure to hide his eyes.

But despite highlighter it still is awful. I don't know where anything is and things aren't magically working like I want them to. Also I can't see what I'm doing before I click like old paint brush let me. Yeah, not much of a rant this time. I mean I've already done that. I just actually made a chicken in it this time.

Doctor Evil D'Coolname

This is a mad scientist. You can tell that he's insane because of the lightning. He's probably rich too, since he's got that fine monocle on his left eye. You can't hear it but he's laughing maliciously at you even now. Also look at that crazy spiky comb. My only regret is that I didn't stretch this one down.

Not sure what you'll be getting next, but you'll get it before midnight.

EDIT: I'm a liar. I ended up finishing my stupid book tonight though.

Devious Monster

 

It came to my mind all at once. The horror it would show. I had to put my (digital) pen to (digital) paper before it fled away from me. The image had to come forth into the world.

This chicken has a shocking glare. The devious stare of the monstrous chicken are incomparable. Evil eyes, belonging to neither man not chicken, stared into your soul. The red lightning of his vision cracks through the mind.

The dark shadows falling upon his body bring a force upon the appearance. The jagged details scattered through the image increase the feeling of evil. At a glance it lacks nothing. When you give it some time though it feels lacking. I don't know what it's missing but there is a lack for something.

Lightning

Okay, here we have a simple evil sorcerer or maybe just some emo kid. That's left for you as the viewer to decide. I lean toward sorcerer, what with the eerie lightning but that's just me. He could just as easily be an emo kid who just sat out in a thunder storm and kept snapping pictures until he got his lame photo that makes him look evil.

Oh and he's a chicken. I sometimes forget to mention that.