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December 03, 2009

HEN SHIN!


I watched some Kamen Rider today and when he transforms he says "HENSHIN" which is Japanese for transform or some such thing. I couldn't help but think "Hen Shin" though so it was obvious that I needed a picture of a hen attacking a shin.




December 02, 2009

Shades McCoolguy


Shades McCoolguy, former Private Eye. Hired by the PETA to hunt down that sick bastard... The Colonel. He would kick that guys eyes out. However during his investigation he fell in with the 7 secret herbs and spices. After being corrupted he started selling out his brothers...


November 30, 2009

Dark and Horrible



Okay, as promised The Dark and Horrible Sight seen by the previous chicken. I feel that the pupils make it look more insane. The jagged beak combines well for an image of carnage. The background explodes with blood, death and evil eyes. I left the evil chicken in white for the purposes of contrast
November 29, 2009

Trauma Strikes...



This chicken had experienced a horrible traumatic experience. His eyes show his sontant shock. He doesn't even take care of himself anymore. The dark and horrible sight he saw NEXT TIME ON CHICKEN MAKER!

Probably.
November 28, 2009

Doctor Evil D'Coolname


This is a mad scientist. You can tell that he's insane because of the lightning. He's probably rich too, since he's got that fine monocle on his left eye. You can't hear it but he's laughing maliciously at you even now. Also look at that crazy spiky comb. My only regret is that I didn't stretch this one down.

Not sure what you'll be getting next, but you'll get it before midnight.

EDIT: I'm a liar. I ended up finishing my stupid book tonight though.
November 25, 2009

Unexpected Thanksgiving


Back when I made my April Fool's Turkey I never expected this site would continue having content until actual Thanksgiving. As such I do not have a new turkey. I instead present this chicken in a state of shock and awe. He found this development to be unexpected


November 24, 2009

Cave Painting


I imagine that this is what this site would be like if I had been around back in caveman times... and cave wall blogging was in. Look, you can't really expect my rambling to make sense. This is a cave painting chicken. He's very dull and plain.