December 02, 2009
Shades McCoolguy
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November 30, 2009
Okay, as promised The Dark and Horrible Sight seen by the previous chicken. I feel that the pupils make it look more insane. The jagged beak combines well for an image of carnage. The background explodes with blood, death and evil eyes. I left the evil chicken in white for the purposes of contrast
Dark and Horrible
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Okay, as promised The Dark and Horrible Sight seen by the previous chicken. I feel that the pupils make it look more insane. The jagged beak combines well for an image of carnage. The background explodes with blood, death and evil eyes. I left the evil chicken in white for the purposes of contrast
November 29, 2009
This chicken had experienced a horrible traumatic experience. His eyes show his sontant shock. He doesn't even take care of himself anymore. The dark and horrible sight he saw NEXT TIME ON CHICKEN MAKER!
Probably.
Trauma Strikes...
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This chicken had experienced a horrible traumatic experience. His eyes show his sontant shock. He doesn't even take care of himself anymore. The dark and horrible sight he saw NEXT TIME ON CHICKEN MAKER!
Probably.
November 28, 2009
Doctor Evil D'Coolname
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Chicken Maker
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This is a mad scientist. You can tell that he's insane because of the lightning. He's probably rich too, since he's got that fine monocle on his left eye. You can't hear it but he's laughing maliciously at you even now. Also look at that crazy spiky comb. My only regret is that I didn't stretch this one down.
Not sure what you'll be getting next, but you'll get it before midnight.
EDIT: I'm a liar. I ended up finishing my stupid book tonight though.
November 25, 2009
Back when I made my April Fool's Turkey I never expected this site would continue having content until actual Thanksgiving. As such I do not have a new turkey. I instead present this chicken in a state of shock and awe. He found this development to be unexpected
Unexpected Thanksgiving
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Back when I made my April Fool's Turkey I never expected this site would continue having content until actual Thanksgiving. As such I do not have a new turkey. I instead present this chicken in a state of shock and awe. He found this development to be unexpected
November 24, 2009
Cave Painting
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Chicken Maker
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I imagine that this is what this site would be like if I had been around back in caveman times... and cave wall blogging was in. Look, you can't really expect my rambling to make sense. This is a cave painting chicken. He's very dull and plain.





