May 05, 2015
Happy Cinco De Mayo. It's not Mexican Independence Day! If only I had some way to find out what it really is. All I have is this useless computer though.
May 5th 2015
May 03, 2015
Any semblance of a theme is a blatant lie. This picture is complete nonsense.
Mighty Dive
May 01, 2015
1200
Hello everyone. I just wanted to apo-
Sorry to interrupt you regularly scheduled Chicken Maker, but we have exciting news. This is post number 1200! I was going to throw it in yesterday since I hit the end of the month and wanted to post some more since I don't feel satisfied with the number of posts I've had the last few months... But all I had was this.
It just didn't seem like enough, so I kept going. That much is clearly not enough to properly celebrate this many posts. After all this is an excellent site and it deserves better than I have been giving it. That's why I decided to do something like this instead. 1200 glorious fowl to celebrate this victory.
Sorry to interrupt you regularly scheduled Chicken Maker, but we have exciting news. This is post number 1200! I was going to throw it in yesterday since I hit the end of the month and wanted to post some more since I don't feel satisfied with the number of posts I've had the last few months... But all I had was this.
It just didn't seem like enough, so I kept going. That much is clearly not enough to properly celebrate this many posts. After all this is an excellent site and it deserves better than I have been giving it. That's why I decided to do something like this instead. 1200 glorious fowl to celebrate this victory.
April 30, 2015
He had trained for a long time, longing to gain a respectable position as a knight, but he was never really someone who would be able to achieve that. The bold rooster was knocked down, barely able to survive as a mercenary. When all was lost, standing along a sole survivor of the losing side he saw a spark and he took it. An offer was made to him, and while he might some day regret it he accepted what was given.
I forgot the most important part of this site. The part that truly does ignite my passionate soul. Being completely dry and serious as I do the absurd.
Demonic Knight
I forgot the most important part of this site. The part that truly does ignite my passionate soul. Being completely dry and serious as I do the absurd.
April 30, 2015
He was one of the boldest detectives in town so he had been willing to take on the job. It would be the last one before his retirement. At least that was the plan. After tracking every lead and covering all of his bases he realized they had left months ago, and gone across the river into the City proper. His contacts there were all long gone. He was sure of himself but standing at the riverbank he didn't know if he would be able to track them down.
Detective and his City
April 30, 2015
You can tell this guy is a gentleman because of the monocle. His years of running a Broadway Deli also up his street cred, so long as he doesn't mention that it was a Deli
Simple Gent
You can tell this guy is a gentleman because of the monocle. His years of running a Broadway Deli also up his street cred, so long as he doesn't mention that it was a Deli
April 26, 2015
This is a small chicken. I wanted to make a little sprite with a small clear look to it. One of these I'm going to be making a full Sprite Sheet for, so if you guys have some feedback about which of these colorations looks best I would like to hear it. I think I like 2 or 5, though 1 and 4 seem better. 3 and 6 are different. I don't know if they're actually worth including.
Color Picker
This is a small chicken. I wanted to make a little sprite with a small clear look to it. One of these I'm going to be making a full Sprite Sheet for, so if you guys have some feedback about which of these colorations looks best I would like to hear it. I think I like 2 or 5, though 1 and 4 seem better. 3 and 6 are different. I don't know if they're actually worth including.