I am thinking about making people enter a captcha to post comments on this site. I didn't wanna do it, but I think the spam bots are getting way too hype lately. Now, really, Google catches all these and immediately pulls them off the site so I don't really need to. I mean I get emails when they get posted but it doesn't really make a difference. I just thought I'd mention I was thinking about it. Let me read some selections.
"その上、の材料すべてのあなたエルメス バッグ,もすることができます変更その色選択。バーバリー ハンドバッグはますます人気すべて日。" This is something about handbags. I have seen a lot of these random Japanese messages.
"An impressive share! I've just forwarded this onto a co-worker who has been conducting a little research on this." I wish your coworker was researching this, but that's nonsense
"I believe everything posted made a bunch of sense. But, think about this, what if you were to create a killer headline? I am not saying your content isn't solid, however what if you added something that grabbed a person's attention? I mean "Donut" is a little vanilla. You should look at Yahoo's front page and see how they write article titles to grab viewers to open the links. You might try adding a video or a related pic or two to get readers excited about everything've written. Just my opinion, it would bring your posts a little livelier." I might have possibly considered this if it weren't immediately followed with a link to a site selling hand creme.
November 28, 2013
1000: One-Thousand
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This... This is my 1000th post. It's actually why my posting slowed down a bit. At first I was surprised to see how close it was, then I thought I should do something big. After that I started to think it didn't really matter. It was just another post. But I've been rather cheerful every hundred or so so I figured that would be no good. Of course I should do something big for the 1000th post, but I couldn't think of anything. Well, that's a lie. I went though several things, but in the end I wrote the number 1000 and that is what I've got for you all today.
I mean I made a pretty fancy 1000, and there are 1000 chickens on it. (That's why the pattern stops a bit short of the bottom)
Well, with a thousand posts knocked out maybe I can get some feedback. Anyone whose been here a while anything I've stopped doing that you enjoyed? Anyone new getting ready to run away because this is a strange site... don't?
I mean I made a pretty fancy 1000, and there are 1000 chickens on it. (That's why the pattern stops a bit short of the bottom)
Well, with a thousand posts knocked out maybe I can get some feedback. Anyone whose been here a while anything I've stopped doing that you enjoyed? Anyone new getting ready to run away because this is a strange site... don't?
November 28, 2013
It's Thanksgiving here in the states. It's when you outline your hand and draw a turkey. This site is about chickens though. It took me a while to develop the thumbs up method of chicken drawing, but it works fairly well. You add a fringe against your knuckles giving it a nice form factor.
Happy Holidays Everyone.
Hand Turkey and Hand Chicken
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Chicken Maker
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It's Thanksgiving here in the states. It's when you outline your hand and draw a turkey. This site is about chickens though. It took me a while to develop the thumbs up method of chicken drawing, but it works fairly well. You add a fringe against your knuckles giving it a nice form factor.
Happy Holidays Everyone.
November 22, 2013
Back when I last drew a skeleton I swore I would never do it again. I am a liar. I wanted a little skeleton chicken to go with the rest of the minis in that game I made. So I made one. It's here for all to see. It's pretty good I think, given the constraints I chose to work in.
Mini Skeleton
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Chicken Maker
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Back when I last drew a skeleton I swore I would never do it again. I am a liar. I wanted a little skeleton chicken to go with the rest of the minis in that game I made. So I made one. It's here for all to see. It's pretty good I think, given the constraints I chose to work in.
November 16, 2013
Wing Bones
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Chicken Maker
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I was working something somewhat tangentially related to this site and I needed to see what the bones in a chicken wing looked like. Once I was looking for some reason or another the outline developed a bit and before I knew it I had a nice picture for you guys. You like skeletons, right?
November 15, 2013
Rye Bread
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Chicken Maker
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Here I have created a Rye Bread based chicken. For rye I have a lot of options, and after some consultation I settled with the Marbled Rye. It's becoming apparent that this is a series.
November 14, 2013
Got Worse
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Chicken Maker
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I intensely examined all things related to how that chicken was on top coming down, and I'm afraid things are just even worse now. I have no idea what needs to be done. I fear I have no choice but to give up on the investigation into the matter.
November 13, 2013
But How?
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Chicken Maker
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There's a lot of questions that need asked in life, but the most important one right now if how did that chicken get up there. What is it holding onto. I just don't understand you coocoo people. I'll be bawk when I have found an answer.
November 11, 2013
Horizon on the Bottom
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Chicken Maker
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Someone once said the horizon should always be at the bottom or the top and never in the middle. I can't remember who that was, but it was one of those big shot directors.
November 08, 2013
Old Roos' Grey
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Chicken Maker
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Old Roos' Grey lived a long life full of excitement and adventure. It isn't over yet of course. He's got months, maybe even a year left before the end of his adventures. Getting ready for his next adventure he stood with the desert to his back.
November 03, 2013
Rectangles
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Chicken Maker
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This is a picture made entirely of Rectangles.Except, of course, that it isn't. It's definitely all quadrilaterals though.