Straight laced guy on the left.
Wild eyes wild man on the right.
Together they're an unstoppable team, based on every fictional duo ever.
October 23, 2010
I guess that Banner took a lot out of me, but anyways I'm back with two chickens standing back to back. I call it Back Back. Very poorly worded title I'll admit.
Straight laced guy on the left.
Wild eyes wild man on the right.
Together they're an unstoppable team, based on every fictional duo ever.
Back Back
Straight laced guy on the left.
Wild eyes wild man on the right.
Together they're an unstoppable team, based on every fictional duo ever.
October 18, 2010
Ah yes. Another new Banner. It's been a while. It's still purple since I'm a bit too lazy to actually go through and change the skin. It's just changing from dark purple to lilac. Which is, I suppose a bit of a girly color, but I don't care. I wanted to the site to be brighter looking. I'm not sure if I like it or not. Give me some opinions on it.
Also you may have noticed my claim that the site is "The Original MS Paint Blog!" As far as I know this is true and it certainly sounds good. If you can identify one older than me I'd love to see it. Until someone does though I maintain my claim o being the original MS Paint Blog.(It is still about passion but I can't be having a bunch of taglines)
Edit: Needed a couple rounds of minor editing
Banner #3
Also you may have noticed my claim that the site is "The Original MS Paint Blog!" As far as I know this is true and it certainly sounds good. If you can identify one older than me I'd love to see it. Until someone does though I maintain my claim o being the original MS Paint Blog.(It is still about passion but I can't be having a bunch of taglines)
Edit: Needed a couple rounds of minor editing
October 17, 2010
I have heard that my fans wanted more colorfulness so I had no choice but to deliver obviously. This piece has many colors. In fact it has all 7 colors. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Cyan, Blue, and Purple. Yeah, that's right. I counted Cyan and didn't split purple into two colors. That's because on the digital wheel Cyan is a color and orange isn't, but I can't very well pretend orange is a shade of red, can I?
STAND IN THE BEAUTIFUL!
STAND IN THE COLORFUL!
STAND IN THE WORLD!!
STAND TALL NERVOUS CHICKEN!
Colorful
STAND IN THE BEAUTIFUL!
STAND IN THE COLORFUL!
STAND IN THE WORLD!!
STAND TALL NERVOUS CHICKEN!
October 17, 2010
Gritty Abstractness
Gritty Abstractness brings forth a clear impression of a chicken, but is too far away from a clear form to truly be called as stylized presentation of such. As such it is best to think of it as being an abstract image. The heavily shaded thick black and white form leaves a strong contrast in the image and the sharp angles bring out a distinct feeling.
October 15, 2010
Blog Action Day 2010: Water
Once more this not serious blog is participating in Blog Action Day, because I enjoy the occasional pouring on of social commentary.
Even if they can't count these guys make a strong case about drinking water being good. So, I think we can all agree that drinking water is important. Really though the site leading this is kinda wrong a lot.
If one billion people out of out 6.8 Billion people on earth don't have clean water... that isn't one in eight. I don't know if that first number's accurate but it certainly isn't the same as their ratio.(That would be about one in seven)
According to them the United States was opposed to clean Water and sanitation being a human right, but according to the link they provided the motion passed 122 to 0. Maybe we were opposed but we weren't that opposed.
But that site being a mess isn't really the point. And do these people realize what would need to be done to actually provide clean water to everyone in the world? They just assume that because I have something to say in their program that I'm on their side. I am to an extent but that sort of thing is expensive and given the current economic situation of the world that sort of project isn't going to be easy to pull off.
When we're all prospering we can help the poor and downtrodden, but when we're slipping and might become the poor and downtrodden we need to buckle down.
And of course here is a polluted version of the Experimental Water Chicken. He was one of my first, so even though he's not looking so great I can always pull him back for a bit of screen time. The chicken hasn't changed much(though he is dirty and crying now) but his surroundings were horribly polluted.
Even if they can't count these guys make a strong case about drinking water being good. So, I think we can all agree that drinking water is important. Really though the site leading this is kinda wrong a lot.
If one billion people out of out 6.8 Billion people on earth don't have clean water... that isn't one in eight. I don't know if that first number's accurate but it certainly isn't the same as their ratio.(That would be about one in seven)
According to them the United States was opposed to clean Water and sanitation being a human right, but according to the link they provided the motion passed 122 to 0. Maybe we were opposed but we weren't that opposed.
But that site being a mess isn't really the point. And do these people realize what would need to be done to actually provide clean water to everyone in the world? They just assume that because I have something to say in their program that I'm on their side. I am to an extent but that sort of thing is expensive and given the current economic situation of the world that sort of project isn't going to be easy to pull off.
When we're all prospering we can help the poor and downtrodden, but when we're slipping and might become the poor and downtrodden we need to buckle down.
And of course here is a polluted version of the Experimental Water Chicken. He was one of my first, so even though he's not looking so great I can always pull him back for a bit of screen time. The chicken hasn't changed much(though he is dirty and crying now) but his surroundings were horribly polluted.
October 14, 2010
Today's chicken is more or less just the standard fair. You know Basic Chicken Maker Style. If you don't like it then this site ain't for you. What's important today is that I put a tree in the background, symbolizing the unyielding strength to stand and grow that this chicken strives to achieve.
BG Tree
October 12, 2010
Which of these is the real Chicken Maker? The great mystery of this site is obviously my true identity, so I've decided to share.
On the left is a young fellow in jeans and sneakers.
On the right is a chicken in mysterious brown.
I for one think it's probably the one on the right who is the real Chicken Maker
I dunno. I mean everybody else draws little doodles of themselves so I wanted to try doing it too...
EDIT: I hear your complaints and have attempted to correct the error.
Real Chicken Maker
On the left is a young fellow in jeans and sneakers.
On the right is a chicken in mysterious brown.
I for one think it's probably the one on the right who is the real Chicken Maker
I dunno. I mean everybody else draws little doodles of themselves so I wanted to try doing it too...
EDIT: I hear your complaints and have attempted to correct the error.